Las Vegas Happy Hour Quotes,
Drinking Quotes, Fun Quotes & Toast.

“Eat, drink and be merry…
for tomorrow you may not be able to afford it.”
Anonymous

"Work is the curse of the drinking class"
Oscar Wilde

“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough”
Mark Twain

"Is the glass half full or half empty, it depends on whether your pouring or drinking"
Bill Cosby

"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring
out who is drunk and who is just stupid."
Richard Braunstein

“There can’t be good living where there is not good drinks”
Benjamin Franklin

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When you wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day”
Frank Sinatra

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says to love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”
Benjamin Franklin

“A man’s got to belief in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.”
WC Fields

"It’s like gambling somehow, you go out for a night of drinking and you don’t know where you’re going to end the next day. It could work out good or it could work out disastrous. It’s like the throw of the dice."
Jim Morrison

 "The problem with the world is everyone is a few drinks behind"
Humphrey Bogart 

"Drinking is the way of ending the day"
Earnest Hemingway

"Beware of the man that does not drink"
Anonym

“One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.”
James Thurber

“The really important things are said over cocktails and are never done.”
Peter F. Drucker

"They talk of my drinking but never my thirst"
Scottish Proverb

"It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow then to spend tonight like there's no money."
P.J. O’Rourke

"Twas a woman who drove me to drink.
I never had the courtesy to thank her."
WC Fields   

"Here's to me, and here's to you,
And here's to love and laughter-
I'll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after."
Irish Toast

"Why don't we get drunk and screw"
Jimmy Buffett

"Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one!"
Irish Toast

"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me
loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if
it's the thirteenth or fourteenth."
George Burns

"God invented whiskey to keep the Irish
from ruling the world."
Ed McMahon

"Always remember that I have taken more out
of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
Sir Winston Churchill

"The only time I ever said no to a drink was when I
misunderstood the question"
Will Sinclair

"Happiness is finding two olives in your Martini when you're hungry"
Johnny Carson

"In victory I deserve Champagne, in defeat I need it." Napoleon Bonaparte

"You have only so many bottles in your life,
never drink a bad one."
Len Evans

“Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.”  Pappy Maverick, in Maverick 1994

"Good wine is a necessity of life for me."
Thomas Jefferson