Las Vegas Happy Hour Quotes,
Drinking Quotes, Fun Quotes & Toast.
“Eat, drink and be merry…
for tomorrow you may not be able to afford it.”
"Work is the curse of the drinking
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough”
"Is the glass half full or half
empty, it depends on whether your pouring or drinking"
"The hard part about being a
bartender is figuring
out who is drunk and who is just stupid."
“There can’t be good living where there is
not good drinks”
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink.
When you wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day”
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the
bible says to love your enemy.”
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants
us to be happy”
“A man’s got to belief in something. I
believe I’ll have another drink.”
"It’s like gambling somehow, you go out for a night of drinking
and you don’t know where you’re going to end the next day. It could work out good or it could work out
disastrous. It’s like the throw of the dice."
"The problem with the world is
everyone is a few drinks behind"
the way of ending the day"
the man that does not drink"
is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.”
“The really important things are said over
cocktails and are never done.”
Peter F. Drucker
"They talk of my drinking but never my thirst"
"It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow then to spend tonight like there's no
"Twas a woman who drove me to drink.
I never had the courtesy to thank her."
"Here's to me, and here's to you,
And here's to love and laughter-
I'll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after."
"Why don't we get drunk and
"Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one!"
"Actually, it only takes
one drink to get me
loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if
it's the thirteenth or fourteenth."
"God invented whiskey to
keep the Irish
from ruling the world."
"Always remember that I
have taken more out
of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
Sir Winston Churchill
"The only time I ever said
no to a drink was when I
misunderstood the question"
"Happiness is finding two olives in your Martini when you're
"In victory I deserve Champagne, in defeat I need it."
"You have only so many bottles in your life,
never drink a bad one."
“Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.”
Pappy Maverick, in Maverick 1994
"Good wine is a necessity of life for me."